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Peter Suber,  currently a senior research professor of philosophy, developed the game of Nomic.  The author of this web site has enjoyed talking about the game rules for several years, even though he has never played the game.  The complexity, humorous, and simplicity of the embedded concepts seem to be easier to understand than to actually apply in the actual performance of the ritual.  Please visit

Appendix 3 - Nomic: A Game of Self-Amendment.  Copied from this site, are these wild rules.  The author of this web site is, and could not be the author of Nomic.  The rules are copied here, to possibly entice the adventurous squire without having to weed through all the rationales, play methods, and etc., before reading having fun reading the actual initial set of rules. 

 

Immutable Rules

101. All players must always abide by all the rules then in effect, in the form in which they are then in effect.  The rules in the Initial Set are in effect whenever a game begins.  The Initial Set consists of Rules 101-116 (immutable) and 201-213 (mutable).

102. Initially rules in the 100's are immutable and rules in the 200's are mutable.  Rules subsequently enacted or transmuted (that is, changed from immutable to mutable or vice versa) may be immutable or mutable regardless of their numbers, and rules in the Initial Set may be transmuted regardless of their numbers.

103. A rule-change is any of the following: (1) the enactment, repeal, or amendment of a mutable rule; (2) the enactment, repeal, or amendment of an amendment of a mutable rule; or (3) the transmutation of an immutable rule into a mutable rule or vice versa.

(NOTE: This definition implies that, at least initially, all new rules are mutable; immutable rules, as long as they are immutable, may not be amended or repealed; mutable rules, as long as they are mutable, may be amended or repealed; any rule of any status may be transmuted; no rule is absolutely immune to change.)

104. All rule-changes proposed in the proper way shall be voted on. They will be adopted if and only if they receive the required number of votes.

105. Every player is an eligible voter. Every eligible voter must participate in every vote on rule-changes.

106. All proposed rule-changes shall be written down before they are voted on. If they are adopted, they shall guide play in the form in which they were voted on.

107. No rule-change may take effect earlier than the moment of the completion of the vote that adopted it, even if its wording explicitly states otherwise. No-rule-change may have retroactive application.

108. Each proposed rule-change shall be given a number for reference.  The numbers shall begin with 301, and each rule-change proposed in the proper way shall receive the next successive integer, whether or not the proposal is adopted.

If a rule is repealed and reenacted, it receives the number of the proposal to reenact it.  If a rule is amended or transmuted, it receives the number of the proposal to amend or transmute it. If an amendment is amended or repealed, the entire rule of which it is a part receives the number of the proposal to amend or repeal the amendment.

109. Rule-changes that transmute immutable rules into mutable rules may be adopted if and only if the vote is unanimous among the eligible voters. Transmutation shall not be implied, but must be stated explicitly in a proposal to take effect.

110. In a conflict between a mutable and an immutable rule, the immutable rule takes precedence and the mutable rule shall be entirely void. For the purposes of this rule a proposal to transmute an immutable rule does not "conflict" with that immutable rule.

111. If a rule-change as proposed is unclear, ambiguous, paradoxical, or destructive of play, or if it arguably consists of two or more rule-changes compounded or is an amendment that makes no difference, or if it is otherwise of questionable value, then the other players may suggest amendments or argue against the proposal before the vote. A reasonable time must be allowed for this debate. The proponent decides the final form in which the proposal is to be voted on and, unless the Judge has been asked to do so, also decides the time to end debate and vote.

112. The state of affairs that constitutes wining may not be altered from achieving n points to any other state of affairs. The magnitude of n and the means of earning points may be changed, and rules that establish a winner when play cannot continue may be enacted and (while they are mutable) be amended or repealed.

113. A player always has the option to forfeit the game rather than continue to play or incur a game penalty. No penalty worse than losing, in the judgment of the player to incur it, may be imposed.

114. There must always be at least one mutable rule. The adoption of rule-changes must never become completely impermissible.

115. Rule-changes that affect rules needed to allow or apply rule-changes are as permissible as other rule-changes. Even rule-changes that amend or repeal their own authority are permissible. No rule-change or type of move is impermissible solely on account of the self-reference or self-application of a rule.

116. Whatever is not prohibited or regulated by a rule is permitted and unregulated, with the sole exception of changing the rules, which is permitted only when a rule or set of rules explicitly or implicitly permits it.

Mutable Rules

201. Players shall alternate in clock-wise order, taking one whole turn apiece. Turns may not be skipped or passed, and parts of turns may not be omitted. All players begin with zero points

In mail and computer games, players shall alternate in alphabetical order by surname.

202. One turn consists of two parts in this order: (1) proposing one rule-change and having it voted on, and (2) throwing one die once and adding the number of points on its face to one's score.

In mail and computer games, instead of throwing a die, players subtract 291 from the ordinal number of their proposal and multiply the result by the fraction of favorable votes it received, rounded to the nearest integer. (This yields a number between 0 and 10 for the first player, with the upper limit increasing by one each turn; more points are awarded for more popular proposals.)

203. A rule-change is adopted if and only if the vote is unanimous among the eligible voters. If this rule is not amended by the end of the second complete circuit of turns, it automatically changes to require only a simple majority.

204. If and when rule-changes can be adopted without unanimity, the players who vote against winning proposals shall receive 10 points each.

205. An adopted rule-change takes full effect at the moment of the completion of the vote that adopted it.

206. When a proposed rule-change is defeated, the player who proposed it loses 10 points.

207. Each player always has exactly one vote.

208. The winner is the first player to achieve 100 (positive) points. 

In mail and computer games, the winner is the first player to achieve 200 (positive) points.

209. At no time may there be more than 25 mutable rules.

210. Players may not conspire or consult on the making of future rule-changes unless they are team-mates.

The first paragraph of this rule does not apply to games by mail or computer.

211. If two or more mutable rules conflict with one another, or if two or more immutable rules conflict with one another, then the rule with the lowest ordinal number takes precedence.

If at least one of the rules in conflict explicitly says of itself that it defers to another rule (or type of rule) or takes precedence over another rule (or type of rule), then such provisions shall supersede the numerical method for determining precedence.

If two or more rules claim to take precedence over one another or to  defer to one another, then the numerical method again governs.

212. If players disagree about the legality of a move or the interpretation or application of a rule, then the player preceding the one moving is to be the Judge and decide the question.  Disagreement for the purposes of this rule may be created by the insistence of any player. This process is called invoking Judgment.

When Judgment has been invoked, the next player may not begin his or her turn without the consent of a majority of the other players.

The Judge's Judgment may be overruled only by a unanimous vote of the other players taken before the next turn is begun. If a Judge's Judgment is overruled, then the player preceding the Judge in the playing order becomes the new Judge for the question, and so on, except that no player is to be Judge during his or her own turn or during the turn of a teammate.

Unless a Judge is overruled, one Judge settles all questions arising from the game until the next turn is begun, including questions as to his or her own legitimacy and jurisdiction as Judge.

New Judges are not bound by the decisions of old Judges. New Judges may, however, settle only those questions on which the players currently disagree and that affect the completion of the turn in which Judgment was invoked.  All decisions by Judges shall be in accordance with all the rules then in effect; but when the rules are silent, inconsistent, or unclear on the point at issue, then the Judge shall consider game-custom and the spirit of the game before applying other standards.

213. If the rules are changed so that further play is impossible, or if the legality of a move cannot be determined with finality, or if by the Judge's best reasoning, not overruled, a move appears equally legal and illegal, then the first player unable to complete a turn is the winner.

This rule takes precedence over every other rule determining the winner.

 

What came first, the chicken or the egg?  Can this be the proof that reincarnation is a reality and not just a wanted belief or fable?  Peter Suber is not thousands of years old, but it almost seems that he defined the very cruxes of every governmental nexus that existed or exists today!  Hummm?!?

Let's all remember Caylee.  And for those who are wondering why a picture of Caylee Anthony is posted here, we'll simply ask them to Google her name to learn about how this sweat little girl's life had come to a brutal end. 

We all should celebrate Caylee's life, by supporting the proposition of a Caylee's law.  This law would charge parent(s) with felony abuse/neglect charges, if they do not report their missing child for twenty-four hours.  Hummm?!?.

Casey Anthony Trial.  What are all the issues?  What is Vinnie Politan's problem which makes him utter that he is sick and tired of hearing that the media has some sort of responsibility with sensationalization of the events?  Excuse me?  Who started this thought pattern that those three jurors who are in the nursing profession will be able to explain to the rest of the jury about the odors of decomposing bodies?  Nurses don't take care of decomposing bodies!  None-the-less, that nurses would be able to make some sort of testimonial or validation during jury deliberation room to these odors and to the odors that was testified to that was emitting from the trunk of a car of a decomposing body?!  Praise goes to the jury for not allowing sensationalized propaganda to penetrate into their integrity.  Can you not apply an 'all or nothing' application to the validity of the media?.  It is so very important for the media to report facts, not biases!  What value can be assessed of what is said by any reporter, once there is one tiny bit of integrity questioned?  Doesn't this make you question the media's integrity?  Maybe, not everybody.  Are there a few nurses upset with the media?  Hummm?!?

Shortly after the not guilty verdict was read of the Casey Anthony case, Mr. Baez verbalized that Casey was not guilty and he was happy about the verdict, but then continued his statements with this 'Death Penalty' stance (which was reported by Mr. Bershad (mediaite.com)): 

 

“I think that this case is a perfect example of why the death penalty does not work and why we all need to stop and look and think twice about a country that decides to kill its own citizens. Murder’s not right no matter who does it, whether its a ritual killing or someone becoming a victim in a drive by shooting. It’s disgusting and I think, if this case gets any attention, it should focus on that issue, that we need to stop trying to kill our own people.”

 

The media had clearly provided the information that it takes an unanimous decision as to convict, and clarified that it is only a majority vote to impose the death penalty?  What was the rationale which prompted Jose Baez to make the statement about the death penalty?  Can you infer that he just told everyone that he really knows that Casey is guilty and would have been found guilty, without the state going for the death penalty?  What was gained by Vinnie Politan to thrash Jury #3's application of her role, by stating that it is not the juror's responsibility to discuss sentencing, when in fact, is it not required, at the beginning of trial, when the charges are read by the judge, to issue the utterance that the state is seeking the death penalty?  Or, was it, that Mr. Baez knew, that because of the death penalty, that if he clouded the juror's heads with enough unrelated material, that, because of the Death Penalty stipulation, doubt would not be reasonable for the jurors to seek a guilty verdict. Hummm?!?

Pictures of Haiti are impressive and should require assistance and action to help.  Once we are done, can we put the same amount of energy on our own policies?  We don't have a National Health care plan.  President Bush put the problem of social security on the ignorance of the American People in his last State of the Union Address, in words to the effect, "The common person doesn't understand, that Social Security is not paid out from it's own account, it comes from the general slush fund."  Just like the disaster in Haiti, the problem is identified, but there is no action!  But, we can be quick to jump to the rescue to those outside our boarders!  So, why hasn't a protective account been set up for Social Security.  Why do we have hundreds of homeless children dying in this country every year?  Why isn't there a public service announcement made that the way to get our economy better again is to increase it's cash flow by bringing back those who are laid off or let go instead of taking a financial asset and converting this asset to a governmental burden.  Lets put these issues on the front burner where they belong!  And so many thought, by voting for President Obama was going to bring us, as United States citizens, hope.  The commercial by the first lady is upsetting because the same energy isn't focused here at home.  It's offensive to think that the people in another country is more valuable than us.  How many was effected in Haiti?  Do those numbers exceed the population of the United States?  Because every Statesmen is effected by the lack of having a National Health Care plan (please scroll down to see a rational view of this), not protecting social security (which is pulled separately from individuals pay checks (as with Medicare)) and the fragmented focus on the economy.  If the little guy's taxes are increased even by the smallest increment, there is more money for the government than by taxing the wealthy because there are so many more little guys than wealthy, so it is completely rational to comprehend that the more little guys that are employed, the more taxes are obtained, and there is less need for governmental funds to provide assistance to the unemployed and there will be an innate cash flow increase throughout the nation, hence the economy is strong again!  Where are the First Lady's or the President's (including Bush's and Clinton's) for the public service announcement on this? We have to respect the achievements of our leaders, if for no other reason, we have not obtained their status, education and experience.  And with that said, have they gotten lost and forgotten, that often the most obvious and simplest solution is the correct one? Hummm?!?

Excuse me!?  What is with the Pink Ribbon magnet for "Support Breast Cancer Research"?  Men get breast cancer too! Put a blue stripe in it!  Hummm?!?

Why don't shopping carts have mirrors on the front of the cart to see left and right before leaving or turning into an aisle at the grocery store? Hummm?!?

Excuse me!  When President Clinton had an affair, the country stood behind him and produced silk screen t-shirts that displayed, "so, he had an affair, get over it".  Tiger Woods has an affair, and the country goes into a judgmental frenzy!  So, it is okay for the top of the country's chain of command, the top officer (officers receive performance evaluations for their conduct, including that which is only perceived), Commander and Chief, with service members who have been accused of the same act, has had their career handed to them, to include: some who have had to serve time in a federal prison, but the unfaithful conduct is not okay for a golfer. Somehow, I feel that a little more scrutiny should have been focused on a world leader.  It just shows how naive some of us are by not accepting the value statute of the common public.  This attitude is supported with the ludicrous justification of, "Don't you think other presidents have acted the same way?"  Does this sound just as infantile as the statement, "That's the way we always done it."? Hummm?!?

When you see or hear a report about someone wanted by the law, and they describe him as "armed and dangerous", do we really need the clarifier of "dangerous"?  Is it so you don't get confused with being armed and timid?  Hummm?!?

G8 conference met which decided that 80 billion dollars will be spent on AIDS in Africa.  Oh, but we can stand by and argue semantics that our own military was never promised free health care if they serve 20 years and retire.  80 billion to Africa but military retirees and dependents are paying medical premiums and cost sharing for appointments and prescriptions because military retirees were promised free health benefits, not free health care.  And the insurance through the Tricare system doesn't include care for eyesight nor dental care.  But 80 billion dollars to Africa, we can do.  Is there something wrong with this attitude?  We can only hope that the next president of the United States can do something.  Hummm?!?

Why don't home phones have the same features as cell phones?  Would it not be nice to be able to select and download one of those wild ring tones for you house phone?  Wouldn't you like to send and receive Instant Messages on your home phone?  What about playing a game during a boring moment? Hummm?!?

To properly turn off a computer, why do we have to use the "Start" button? Hummm?!?

Sanitary Landfill.  It's full of trash!  How is it sanitary?  Should we discuss the observance of a TV commercial during the dinner hour of a sanitary napkin?  Let's be real people!  Hummm?!?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.  So things are relative?  If that's so, how did shrimp get their name?  They are small!  So, what's with "Jumbo Shrimp"?  And "Pop-Corn" Shrimp?  ... naw, that's not because someone is playing with my food and exploding it, is it? ... or is it?  Hummm?!?

How come people up North set their A/C in the summer at 76°F - 78°F and are satisfied, and then there are others who move to Florida, to get out of the cold only to set their A/C at 68°F - 72°F. Hummm?!?

Where can you find teethbrushes? I don't want a toothbrush. I brush all my teeth! Hummm?!?

Is a turtle without a shell homeless or naked?  Hummm?!?

Who is responsible for the lost package left on your doorstep by UPS?  Hummm?!?

Why is it a dog gets upset when you blow in it's nose or ear, but sticks his head out of a car window to catch the breeze?  Hummm?!?

Why is there Braille on drive through teller machines?  ... okay, any teller machine!  Hummm?!?

Why do we say something is out of Whack?  What is Whack?  Hummm?!?

If a parsley farmer files bankruptcy, can his/her wages be garnished?   Hummm?!?

Is there another word for synonym? Hummm?!?

If a pig loses it's voice, is it disgruntled?  Hummm?!?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?  Hummm?!?

So Gilligan and the Skipper took Mary Ann, Ginger, the professor and the Howells on a three hour tour.  I'll bite, why did they have all that luggage with them for a three hour tour?  Hummm?!?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?  Hummm?!?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Hummm?!?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?  Hummm?!?

Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because of their funny taste?  Hummm?!?

What color does a smurf turn when you choke it? Hummm?!?

If a mute person cusses, does his mother wash his hands with soap? Hummm?!?

Isn't there some kind of sacrilegious act taking place with women with their hair care rituals?  My gosh, man!  With all the movements and donations given towards this act it has to be ritualistic!  The donations are not without obtaining into possession a small token or keepsake. These tokens are of such consistency of oils, lotions, potions and just down right grease. The 45 minute to 2 hour ritual starts in many different forms.  Some forms not distinguishable from others.  Other than the performer, how does one know if he/she is witnessing a final drying with the hair dryer, or the heated preset conditioning before the bombardment of shampoos and oils in the shower?  And what is with the revolution of this ritual?  As time goes on, these performers don't become more efficient, but learn more things to do in it's complexity and becomes more lengthy.  And the intervention of placing heat resistant speakers inside the hair dryer so that the occupant is able to plug into the television and/or stereo is a testament in and of itself as to how lengthy this ritual has become!  Why?  With all these oils and potions, usually the hair comes out looking greasier and dirtier than before getting started!  It takes a few days for some of the aftermath to wear out or come off on the pillow cases to start looking pretty again.  So, with all the shampoos, pretreatments, set drying, treatment, rinse, dry again and post conditioning the largest gain seems to be in the act, and not the product.  To add to this ritual is the ornamentation with the application of rollers, braids and/or beads.  Can the surface of the GE hair dryer be rubbed for good luck like the belly of a Buda?  Curling Irons? That's another story!  Hummm?!?

If you spin an oriental person around, does he or she become disoriented?  Hummm?!?

When asked "... a penny for your thoughts" and you give them your two cents, what happens to the other penny?  Hummm?!?

We know what Preparation 'H' is for.  What are Preparations 'A' though 'G' for?  Hummm?!?

If geese is plural for goose, then is an individual person from Portugal called a Portugoose?    Hummm?!?

Why is the one who invests your money called a broker?  Hummm?!?

Why do people drive with fog lights on when there is no fog?  Do they not blind most of us? All should actively protest this act of ignorance and selfishness.  All should flash or turn their bright lights on when blinded.  Fog lights are designed to throw an elongated shadow behind an obstacle in the road during foggy weather.  How did this safety device ever become an un-safety devise for the sake of a fashion statement?  Hummm?!?

Can fat people go skinny dipping? Hummm?!?

Do radioactive cats have 18 half lives?  Hummm?!?

What was the best thing before sliced bread? Hummm?!?

If you try to fail at something and succeed, what have you done? Hummm?!?

If Superman is so smart, why is it he wears his underwear outside his tights?  Hummm?!?

Just think how many holes there would be if people just took the time to take the dirt out of them.  Hummm?!?

Many wonder about the prospect of a National Health Care plan.  Many have pondered the thought only when they become victims to the high cost.  Is it made to be a more complicated issue than it needs to be?  Due to our society and culture it is understood there are great economic ties between health care and our economy. Therefore, by discoursing and implementing a National Health Care Plan, is there not a potential to create economic turmoil?  But would there be?  Is it really that complicated?  What if there was an amendment to the United States Constitution which made Health Care a "RIGHT"?  That would require defining the terminology of Health Care!  All the insurance companies would be out of business!  Millions unemployed!  Or would they?  If the "RIGHT" of Health Care only covered the non-elective, insurance companies would still have a place!  Health insurance would drop, because you would only need coverage on what was not covered by the National Health Care Plan.  An example could include a young man who falls while rock climbing.  He cuts his face and breaks his leg.  The National Health Care Plan would cover stopping the bleeding, sew up his face, set the fracture and provide rehabilitation.  But what if this young man is unhappy with the scar on his face and desires a scar revision? Not under the Health Care Plan.  His investment and cost sharing with an insurance company would become the driving force for the scar revision.  The concept can be further realized by examining the "Oregon Experiment" and how Medicare and Medicaid funds were strategically made available with these very same definitions of what would be covered in such a plan!  So, I ask, is there a reason that there is no such National Health Care Plan today?  This solution is not complicated enough?  It does take a Constitutional amendment.  Maybe, one day.  Hummm?!?

How do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?  Hummm?!?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?  Hummm?!?

Isn't it unnerving that the description of what doctors do for us called, "Practice"?  Hummm?!?

Why can't we shoot tourist when they are in season?  Hummm?!?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? Hummm?!?

How fast would lightning be if it didn't zigzag? Hummm?!?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink? Hummm?!?

How do they get the deer to cross at the yellow sign?  Hummm?!?

All these exercises! All these weight machines! All these diets! WHY? ... to get into shape?  Isn't round a shape?  Hummm?!?

Are we paying attention to detail when we do not write on the Pay to the Order of line on the check to Florida Power and Light (FPL), "FPL in US funds"?  Doesn't the instructions say, remit to: "FPL in US funds"?  Hummm?!?

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of an airplane?  Hummm?!?

What's with the term 'semi-truck'?  Those large trucks are trucks!  Not half of one!  Hummm?!?

On the medical front, what do Roman's call IVs?  Hummm?!?

So what does happen to the 18 hour bra after 18 hours?  Hummm?!?

What is that smell so distinctive of every Target Department Store?  Can I buy the can of Target fragrance in an aerosol?  Hummm?!?

My grandmother stays in great shape.  She walks five miles a day since 1998!  We have no idea of where she is today.  Hummm!?!

Why do people sing, "Take Me Out to the Ball Game," when they are already there?  Hummm?!?

24 beers in a case - 24 hours in a day - Coincidence?  Hummm?!?

Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds? Hummm?!?

Is OVERLOOK and OVERSEE supposed to mean the same thing?  Hummm?!?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?  Hummm?!?

 

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