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"What does Sir Twazzler, mean?" - I can hear all mi Lords and mi Ladies proclaim as they enter this page. Many pardons, mi Lords and mi Ladies, but the explanation is of great length. The word-phrase "Twazzle?" I picked up from a DJ in Sarasota in 1975. I started using the term while in High School. One must realize the High School I attended is the only High School in the world which teaches circus as one of it's courses. "Twazzle?" was used as the single word interrogative replacement for "What?" or "Huh?" Using the word substitute had easily been adopted by several who took drama and circus as part of their high school curriculum. I have always been an inquisitive squire, and am always trying to find out why things are as they are. (You'll see some of these listed in Sir Twazzler's Wonders.) I added the "R" to the term which one could interpret to mean either, one who is a blundering idiot, totally confused and clueless, or, one who is simply wondering about the daily obstacles which has to be negotiated in life. I adopted the name to represent the later definition, but I'm sure you'd get more to testify the earlier explanation is more fitting. The "Sir" part is not a testimonial that I have been accepted into Knighthood, but I couldn't fit Squire Twazzler in the 11 space limit when I started this web page and had to be tiered under my AOL screen name.  And now, I like it the way it is!

I have three son's. #1 son is running about in Florida (34 years old), possibly trapping alligators for orthodontists to practice their apprenticeship in and about Gibsonton, Florida.  #2 son has reached the age of fighting that never ending battle: struggling to understand members of the opposite sex, engaging in sharp shooting the old man or simply battling over which front to focus.  He is 29 years old and is doing a fine job as a mechanic working for Toyota in Punta Gorda, Florida.   #3 son has finally realized that toes are for balance and fingers are for keyboards (he's 27). Don't tell him, but he has grown into a fine young man.  He completed his four year stint in the United States Navy and is serving now in the Naval Reserves.  He wants to someday open an internet café, but until able to do so, he'll use is naval medical corpman training and x-ray tech, to meet his bills.

Yes, mi Lords and mi Ladies, I have participated in the games.
That's death match via modem play.
An old friend would bring some of his brew and we would share a few goblets.
Then he would pardon himself to his dwelling,
taking his brew with him and leaving me with only a full goblet.
We would death match idsoftware's Doom, Doom2 and Heretic.
Great modem games!

My latest gaming has been with World of Warcraft.
If you like solitaire, this might be a new game for you!
Because, even if you are on a network with millions of people,
Blizzard entertainment refuses to incorporate appropriate language filters in the game.
If you have to be in a city and exposed to general or trade chat and have the language filter on,
you'll still see stuff like "!@#$-you".
Blizzard thinks that all their customers are idiots and cannot read through the letter substitution.
They put up rules of conduct with updates that you have to click that you accept and that they do not enforce.
So, their contract is only one-sided.
However, they have a $cript that simply deletes the entire entry on certain items which they refuse to extend to trade and general chat.
If you typed: buy gold at www.wow-gold.com and hit enter to drop in chat, the line would simply disappear as if it hadn't been typed.
Blizzard entertainment refuses to accept, that many of their customers are young.
Blizzard is naive to expect the packaging rating absolves their responsibility to the younger players who are playing.
I have made hundreds of in-game complaints, to no avail.
Many of these complaints have been responded by game master that I should make my point known on the forums.
All three of my forums submitted with this thread, had been removed from their site.
So if you can stay out of cities, and use this game in solitaire mode and quest, this high speed game of solitaire may be for you.
If you have children, I DO NOT recommend till every person in your household is above 18 years old!
It's so very shameful that people and game hosts thinks that it's okay to be offensive when playing with people you haven't even met.
I have played for about 5+ years and leveled up 7 epic characters to stay out of cities.
The accepted offensiveness and rudeness tolerated by the majority has made me delete all my characters and quit!
If this is part of the game, I don't need it.  Wish it wasn't a requirement!
I've worked construction and spent 26 years in the military, and nothing has been as offensive as the chat in this game!

Okay, on the lighter side. I am a Registered Nurse who has worked many years in the Emergency Room.  Other experiences include a short stint in an Ambulatory Surgical Unit and worked in a nursing home.  I took some time off to oversee the building of my new home and participate in graduate courses offered by Regis University's external degree program and The College Network using the internet.

I started my military career 6 days after completion of high school and stayed in the Army for the following 26 years and 28 days. I started out as a Field Medic. With successful completion of and receiving the coveted Expert Field Medical Badge, obtaining the Emergency Medical Technician Certification and being promoted to the rank of Specialist Five, I was accepted to attend the License Practical Nurse Course. As a Licensed Practical Nurse I have served as the Noncommissioned Officer in Charge for Nursing Education and Staff Development, Staff Nurse (LPN) in a community hospital's small Intensive Care Unit and Wardmaster of a 40 bed field holding ward and logistics hand receipt holder for 160 bed Holding Platoon and Troop Medical Clinic for a Main Support Battalion while serving in West Germany. I was privileged to have been accepted to the Army Medical Department's Enlisted Commissioning Program to complete my four year nursing degree at Barry University in Miami Shores, Florida (the crest at right is hyper linked to their homepage). After graduation, I surrendered the rank of Sergeant First Class to be sworn in as a Second Lieutenant, in the Army Nurse Corp (retired as Captain). In my 26 years in the United States Army, I have had the pleasure of serving in/at: Republica de Panamá; Fitzsimmons Army Medical Center (Aurora, Colorado); Fort Riley, Kansas; Fort Sill, Oklahoma; Fort Polk, Louisiana; Hanau, West Germany, West Point, New York and Dwight D. Eisenhower Army Medical Center, Fort Gordon, Georgia. I am very much interested in pre-hospital care and emergency room nursing. I take my role of being a patient advocate very seriously. I finally took the time to sit for and pass the Certified Emergency Nurse exam.  I am also looking into sole-proprietorship with a custom embroider business.  Please visit the link below.  The custom invitation scrolls and ring bearer's pillows are magnificent!

Visiting Twazzlers since September 21, 1997:

Send me your thoughts of the day.
All notes of suggestion will be welcome.
If mi Lord or mi Lady believes they have a topic they would
like to see in "Sir Twazzler's Wonders" send it to me.

The dragon and I will enjoy gazing upon thy biddings.
Please, click on the dragon, as he is the e-mail link.
If you would prefer to type the address or if you are at a site that
doesn't allow direct e-mail access (sometimes direct access
isn't allowed within a network), it's webmaster@twazle.com.

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